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Good Match-Day, News! Can Portland Stand The Heat Of Dallas’ Saturday Night Lights?

Craig Mitchelldyer/Portland Timbers I asked Portland defender Eric Brunner a pretty standard question on Thursday before the Timbers hopped a plane to Dallas: What would a road win mean for this team? His first statement was stern and resolute (“We need points to get back into the race,” he said), but Brunner couldn’t help but […]

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Good Match-Day, News! Timbers Set To Mix With Red Bulls

Craig Mitchelldyer/Portland Timbers Evidently, even when participating in a completely different sport, soccer players can’t help but pose like this. Timbers players were at Grand Central Bowl for the “Bowl for a Goal” charity event (which benefited Big Brothers Big Sisters Northwest) on Friday and Jake Gleeson is wondering how the tallest guy ended up […]

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Portland’s Home Pitch Named Second Best in MLS—But Why Isn’t it First!?!

Steve Dipaola/Portland Timbers Portland’s Jeremy Hall sporting some rather awesome cleats on Portland’s home pitch. Sports Illustrated‘s Steve Davis dropped his weekly “Five Things We Learned About MLS” column on Tuesday, and in honor of Sporting KC’s shiny new $200 million digs, Davis ranked each stadium in MLS. Portland’s very own House of Pane checked […]

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Ref’s ‘Stinker’ Leads To Stoppage-Time Stunner As Portland Drops Third Straight

Miranda Chrislock/Portland Timbers Kenny Cooper‘s swollen, split eyebrow looked more like a boxer’s and a soccer player’s. New father Ryan Pore appeared as if he might be coming down with a touch of morning sickness. And John Spencer? Well, he sounded like he didn’t care much for MLS officials and acted like dropping a few […]

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Good Match-Day, News! Timbers Seek Rapid Relief From Losing Skid

Craig Mitchelldyer/Portland Timbers In their first meeting, Portland and Colorado didn’t exactly rock the boat as far as expectations. The Timbers looked very much like an expansion squad playing its first official match together on the road. The Rapids, naturally, looked like defending champs still riding high from an offseason spent sipping Coors Light out […]

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