When it comes to raising children, it really does “take a village,” as that clichéd trope suggests. But who specifically is in that village? Your mum, that’s who. Along with her sister, her mother, and her mother. Conveniently, there are now parenting books to advise you on your villager role in the child-rearing scheme, based […]
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Teens and the Self-Esteem Monster
If you have a teenager (or have ever been a teenager), you know how hard it can be. Teenage girls in particular experience so many additional issues regarding friends, society, and self-esteem. They may be keeping feelings locked up, unable to understand their emotions, or dealing with things outside of your control. Self-esteem is more […]
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How to (Teach Someone to) Ride a Bike
There are swimming teachers, soccer teachers, violin teachers—where are the teachers who show your kid how to ride a bike? Until that glorious day, here are a few tips to reduce tears and frustrations (primarily your own). • Start slow, stay slow. Rather than buying an expensive Skuut bike, take the pedals and crank off […]
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An Undiminished Life
How I Stopped Being a Disability Super Mom
Late in my second trimester I was hit with the thought, “What if this baby grows up to be someone I don’t like?” At the time, my worst fear was that my child would turn out to be a drug addict, a religious zealot, or a Republican. My partner and I didn’t want to know […]
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“High Anxiety!”
Every day it’s the same: Our 10-year-old son is slow getting ready for school or events, while our always-prompt daughter gets increasingly anxious about being late. It’s gotten to the point where we’re afraid her anxieties are going to expand into other areas. How do we nip this in the bud? —Daughter in Distress Ugh. […]
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Good Advice/Stupid Advice
The BEST part about being pregnant—and subsequently having a baby, because that’s how pregnancy usually works—is the unsolicited advice! (Note sarcasm.) Parents may “mean well,” but they also sometimes offer stupid, unhelpful advice, like some kind of fraternity hazing thing. What follows is some actual good advice to counteract all the crap platitudes from baby […]
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Getting the Lead Out
A Water Quality Crisis Continues to Unfold In Portland Schools. Here’s What You Need to Know.
WHEN KIDS head back to Portland Public Schools (PPS) on August 29, Superintendent Carole Smith will still be on vacation. Smith announced abruptly on July 18 that she was taking three months of accrued leave, and retiring directly afterward—not at the end of next school year as previously planned. The surprise move followed a damning […]
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Parent to Parent
“Throwing Quarters”
I had a complicated relationship with my dad. (Bet you’ve never heard that sentence before!) Like so many other guys in my age group, I had one of those stoic Don Draper dads—sadly, not as handsome—for whom parenting was a job best left to family members who had some capacity for expressing emotion. (Hi, Mom!) […]
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Scrotal Recall
Or, I’m a coward and my vasecomy wasn’t all that bad
Going under the knife is never an easy proposition. But being of a certain age and after some not-so-subtle deliberations with my personal manager (AKA my wife), the time came for me to make a truly unassailable decision: I needed to remove the bullets from my gun. Intellectually, I realize that a vasectomy is a […]
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“Can I Send My Kid to College?”
Got a question too embarrassing to ask anyone else? Send it to asktheparent@trueparent.com, and we’ll find an expert to answer it for you! This month we have Janet Marthers, M.A. dishing out the real talk. My wife and I have given up on sending our 11-year-old to college. We’re not poverty stricken, but the idea […]
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Is a Family Travel Trailer Right for You?
If you hate camping, but feel guilty about not camping, you’re not alone. A travel trailer could be the answer to your summer camping woes—especially if you want to sleep in a reasonable facsimile of a bed, escape the rain, and not make midnight journeys to the scariest public toilets in the world. But there […]