Remember the Sesame Street cartoon where the little girl was sent to the corner store for groceries? She had to remember a list of three things, and succeeded by repeating the list and then visualizing her mother saying it. I remember being sent to the store sometimes, too. Nowadays, it seems people would sooner call […]
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In Which Circle of Hell Do They Play Tee-Ball?
Like most parents, I had children so I could live out my failed hopes and dreams through someone else. One of those dreams happened to be โteam sports.โ Iโd always longed to spend my days playing on sunny fields, attending post-game pizza parties, and building lifelong friendships. After deciding my daughter should experience the joy […]
Together We Can
Alyโce Brannon-Reidโa cheerful, impassioned 25-year-old North Portland woman with light brown skin, curly black hair, and a masterโs degree in nonprofit leadershipโinsists that she not be identified as an โexpert in parentingโ for this article. Fair enough. However, for many parents in Portland, sheโs provided expertise that has fundamentally changed their relationships with their children. […]
Parent to Parent
If True Parent had its own Goodyear Blimp, written across the side would be, โTHERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT TYPES OF PARENTS, GUYS!โ Itโs true. Some people assume thereโs only one kind of parentโthose who stroll blissfully down the street pushing a doublewide stroller, sipping Stumptown, and beaming gloriously at the adorable progeny who sprang […]
Just the Nanny
Weโre at the bookstore where Eleanor, edging on two and dangerously bright, gropes the staff weekly picks like summer fruit. Touching her back, I remind her again to look with her eyes, not her hands. โThatโs great parenting.โ Itโs the cashierโa woman with a short bob and blunt bangs. โThanks,โ I say, yanked toward the […]
The Temporary Parent
Picture this if you will, one of those teens you hear about in the news, see on the MAX, or who maybe appear in nightmares about your own kids. Theyโre never home, ignore authority, and get into serious trouble. Theyโre angry, shut down, and living by their own rules. Now imagine opening your home to […]
Ask the Parent!
Got a question too embarrassing to ask anyone else? Send it to asktheparent@trueparent.com, and weโll find an expert to answer it for you! This month we have Licensed Marriage and Family Therapist Intern Gianna Russo-Mitma dishing out the real talk. My daughter (sheโs 10) wants an Instagram account. When my wife and I expressed doubts […]
My Daughter, Tilda Swinton
When my daughter was in sixth grade, I started having recurring nightmares about Tilda Swinton. In my dream, no matter where I went in my house, angry Tilda Swinton was there, glaring at me with hateful contempt, while seemingly always wanting a snack. โIโm sorry, Tilda Swinton!โ my dream self would say. โI love you, […]
Blurred Lines
PORTLANDโS POPULATION is booming, and therefore so is enrollment at Portland Public Schools (PPS). Portland Metro predicts as many as 725,000 new residents could call Portland home in the next two decades. And with all those new people come a lot of new kidsโ5,000 over the next 10 years, according to the most recent estimates. […]
Parent to Parent
The first time I flipped the bird at my child was when she was four. (And yes, Iโm ashamed to say itโs happened more than once.) Touch of background: My partner and I use the โ1-2-3 Magicโ disciplinary system, in which the kid does something rotten, you hold up a finger and say, โThatโs one.โ […]
Open Married with Children
More and more, the subject of open marriages has been popping up in conversation. I donโt mean group marriage or a Sister Wives man-plus-harem situationโI mean people having sex with someone besides their spouse… and that spouse being okay with it. Of course this has been going on for a long time (swingers, โkey parties,โ […]
Roam Schooled
โDad, why is that band called ‘Crazy Horseโ?โ โIs God a real person?โ โWhy do people have tombstones?โ These questions, posed by my twin six-year-old daughters, led to a big change in my life. In 2014, work had been insanely busy for this single dad. The girls had to tolerate my need to work overtime […]
