If I only had the second and fourth of my four children, I would be the most smuggest mother. From the start, my โBlondiesโ (a girl and a boy, both with light blonde hair) were what youโd call โeasy babies.โ Compliant. Cooperative. Sunshine-y. Empathetic and eager to please. Sleep training? A painless couple of nights […]
True Story
A Lack of Education
In April, Alice Dregerโmom, bioethicist, activist, and professor at Chicagoโs Northwestern Universityโsat in on her sonโs abstinence sex ed class at East Lansing High School in Michigan. The misinformation being delivered by the visiting โeducatorsโ was so shocking, she began live tweeting itโand her outraged missives quickly went global and started a national debate on […]
The Saving Grace of Romance-Porn
โMommy. Mommeeeeee! I needed a wipe and you didnโt listen!โ My five-year-old daughter has backed her naked bottom up to me, waving a wet wipe. Once again, Iโve been busted for shirking parental duties while listening to a steamy romance audiobook. This oneโs about a young woman whose family died in a flaming car crash, […]
Cry About Other Things
The La Quinta Inn in Bryan, Texas, is pink stucco. The Federal Prison Camp in Bryan, Texas, is khaki stucco. The La Quinta employees wear uniforms with name tags and the customer is always right. The employees at Bryan Federal Prison Camp wear uniforms with name tags but the customers are always wrong. My brain […]
Gone Girl
By the time my daughter was born, Iโd broken off my relationships with two other women, neither of whom were her mother. But by then, it was too late. Because of my foolishness, I found myself in the middle of an emotionally untenable quagmire; one that would ultimately destroy my dreams and visions of fatherhood […]
Mom Strike!
I never really considered myself a feminist. However, as the mother of two young boys, Iโve made it my mission to instill in them an understanding about womenโin particular, women are amazing, wonderful, strong, high-achieving providers and successful people who kick ass! Most important, itโs essential for my boys to learn and understand that women […]
Fly Away Home
It’s normal to develop anxieties when it’s necessary to move and put your kids in a new school. But when my family moved to Jerusalem (the capital of either Israel or Palestine, depending on who you ask), I had additional worries: Like maybe zealots would be offended by my appearance and pelt me with stones. […]
