Hey all you devout Catholics eschewing chewing animal flesh on Fridays during Lent: Tomorrow, and only tomorrow, the rest of us heathens might join you. Mayor Charlie Hales wants all Portlanders to go vegan for one day, and he’s proclaimed Friday “Meatout Day.” The mayor made his proclamation in support of nonprofit Farm Animal Rights […]
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Where the Fuck’s My Bad Lieutenant Pillow?
Amazon, via FilmDrunk If I only had to choose one film to watch for the rest of my life, it might very well be the film that’s unquestionably Nicolas Cage’s best work and possibly Werner Herzog’s best work: Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, a film that every household in America should be required […]
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Prepare Thyself: Nicolas Cage is Making Left Behind
via Gifolas Cage Last night I had to watch Kick-Ass 2, and one of the many things wrong with Kick-Ass 2 is that there is no Nicolas Cage. This is, obviously, problematic, and it doesn’t help that the characters are always talking about Nicolas Cage’s character from the first movie—essentially reminding you, over and over, […]
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Proudly Announcing the Next Mercury Hecklevision: CON AIR.
Only two words can describe the next Mercury-approved Hecklevision: FUCK and YES. FUCK YES. It’s Nicolas Cage’s 1997 aerial action epic Con Air, screened as it’s never been screened before—with your smartass texts beamed directly from your phone right onto the giant-ass movie screen. A night to end all nights? You bet your goddamn ass! […]
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Tonight! KATU Wants Everyone to Be Afraid of Marauding Crazy People!
Have you seen this yet? KATU is airing a melodramatic commercial for an “investigative” piece tonight that’s apparently all about how the Oregon State Hospital keeps on letting crazy people lumber free from decrepit cages to menace innocents and little children. They’re pulling out all the stops: sinister music, a raspy narrator, gritty black-and-white footage—even […]
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Your Daily Nicolas Cage Quote for Friday, January 27, 2012
A sequel to the original The Wicker Man opens today at Living Room Theaters—and it’s apparently so amazingly mind-blowingly great that the film’s distributors absolutely refused to let any critics see it beforehand. So we don’t have a review of it, but by all means go and waste your money on that. Anyway, remember how […]
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Ghost Rider Classes Things Up
The French title probably should have been the American title too. Via