What’s She Mad About Now?

As the 60 Minutes interview with adult film star Stormy Daniels approaches and President Trump’s legal team attempts to block it from airing, some have expected the president’s evangelical support base to wane. But just the opposite has happened. Trump is accused of having an affair with Daniels in 2006–just four months after the birth […]

Dear Teachers at Andrew Jackson High, Welcome back to school! We’re hoping the 2018-2019 school year will be our best yet. Here’s some info you may need to start the year off on the right foot!!! Remember your parking lot! Last year there were multiple teachers who parked in Lot D. Remember that teachers are […]

Have you been abused?Having trouble getting anyone to believe you? Have you considered that you might be being abused wrong? Here are a few tips on how to do it if you want your friends, family, colleagues, the police, the FBI, and/or the President’s Chief of Staff to believe you: 1. Get a photo. If […]

Dear Courtland Sykes: I blame the snakes. Last year, Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes was asked what he thought of women’s rights by the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, and his answers surfaced last week. According to his 11-page response, he supports the right of his fiancée, Obsession by Calvin Klein*, to whip up “a home-cooked dinner […]

Dear Stormy, First of all, I want to start by saying I really admire your work. I watched Two Girls for Every Girl 2 without ever seeing the original, and you brought me into the story so effortlessly. I enjoyed Good Will Humping as well, but Two Girls is really your Citizen Kane. I know […]

It’s January 3, and by now, you’ve probably thrown in the towel on your New Year’s resolutions. And by “towel,” I mean the literal towel you were supposed to take to the gym every day but are now using as a dish towel because you have so many dishes to do because of the constant […]

Of those who voted in the presidential election, 94 percent of Black women and 68 percent of Latina women voted for Hillary. Fifty-three percent of white women voted for Trump.  Of those who voted in the Alabama special election, 98 percent of Black women voted for Doug Jones, while 63 percent of white women voted […]

Which is better: being harassed by a Democrat or Republican?

Self-care techniques: the sequel.Self-Care Techniques: The Sequel

You can pull my phone from my cold, dead hands.