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fuck this movie and the stupid people it’s about
also 12 bedrooms? fuck them
the whole money thing is a big problem with this shitty garbage movie. the movie pretends that a zoo with an attached mansion costs the same as a 2-bedroom house in the suburbs. FUCK THIS BIULLLSHIT
(Okay, fine. A little bit of context.)
(Also, Ned sent me another email shortly thereafter: “I feel bad saying that, because cancer mom”)

Ned’s just unhappy because Santa Baby is the best Christmas song. So sad to see a music writer lose it this way.
BUT CAMERON CROWE DIRECTED IT!
-Matt Damon
Lay off the cocaine before posting monkey boy