Hey! TGI Fridays, you guys! Now if you’re anything like me, by the time you’ve reached the end of your work week? YOU WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! Am I right? That’s why this video about boobies, kittens, and kittens nestled inside of boobies is the perfect thing to start your weekend off right. (It is also the perfect encapsulation of “the internet,” isn’t it?) Visually somewhat NSFW, prudes!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

From the bottom of my heart, WSH, thank you, thank you, thank you. And the kitties were an added pleasure. I’ll bet even Joneser likes the kitties.
Oh wow, that was wonderful. Boobies and kittens are absolutely my two (three?) favorite things! And I’m unemployed, so I doubly (triply?) need cheering up.
In the interest of altruism, I will happily accept a discount to run an ad with this image: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3024…