God I love the internet and its silly stupid memes.
In response to America falling in love with the YouTube Sensation™ “David and the Dentist” everyone and their cat (Chad Vader, I’m looking at you) made a version of the beloved youngster high on Novocaine in the backseat of a minivan.
That sounded less creepy in my head.
MOVING ON.
This one seemed to call out to me today for some reason…

This is my favorite one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxFB5RDmBIA
That is morbidly depressing.
If I had posting privies, blogtown would have a post about:
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/…
right now.
The Mercury should have Divorce Friday!
What?
It’s “its” not “it’s.”
@dougwastaken
Fixed.