I’m of the opinion that everyone needs a theme song. A short version of the song would play whenever they entered a room, and a longer version would play when they’re walking down the street. And after years of combing the internet, I’ve finally found the perfect theme song for our own cat-loving Alison Hallett. (By the way, if you want to be humming anything other than this song for the rest of the day, maybe you’d better listen to something else.)

Got a better theme song than this one for Alison Hallett? I DEFY you to post it in the comments!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

6 replies on “GUYS! I’ve Found Alison Hallett’s Theme Song, Guys!”

  5. Why does that cat have a body made out of a loaf of Spam? I love cats. And, I love Spam. And that image is just WRONG.

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