Perhaps the saddest byproduct of our struggling economy is how it will undoubtedly affect the older generation. When times get really tough, those who won’t be able to support themselves will be forced to take extreme measures in order to find sustenance. For example, this grandma who has obviously been forced to eat cat food. But here’s the really sad part… NOW SHE LOVES CAT FOOD!

I MEAN, REALLY REALLY LOVES IT! Watch.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)