In this hilarious video—well, hilarious unless you’re the woman being chased by a koala—a woman riding an ATV is getting chased by a koala! While perhaps originally charmed by the chase, the lady goes into full Jurassic Park panic mode when the koala refuses to stop and commandeers her ATV. WATCH:

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)