UGGNNHHH! Stupid kitten, you’re the stupidest kitten I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing!! CALM THE EFF DOWN, IT’S JUST A VACUUM CLEANER! True, the vacuum cleaner does have an extremely wide mouth, and enough power to suck up a bowling ball… but you are so totally overreacting! God, I’m so glad you’re not my kitten. Because I would send you to the stupid farm, you stupid fucking kitten!!

Oh sweet jesus so stupid.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3fd-v3DYT7U

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Stupid, Stupid Kitten: The Vacuum Cleaner”

  2. If you do anything to that little kitten Humphries, I will come for you personally. You do not want this sunshine.

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