Recently my cat has been coming home smelling—I am not making this up—like cheap perfume and cigarettes. This video is all my worst fears confirmed.
Queequeg, that’s it, we’re getting you a camera.
(Relevant local notes: The video was shot in Portland—Red Flag cameo!—and directed by Whitey McConnaughy.)

Those cameras are fun! Until your cat dunks it in the water dish.
This reminds me, I’m a little suspicious about a necklace that my wife keeps trying to convince me to wear.
Just dunk it in your water dish, Todd.
Luka Bazooka and the Lucky Devil Lounge dancers!
Someone had to post the last message (#4) as unregistered, uh???