What follows is a conversation I’m 100% sure I’ll be having with my future child. A dad RIGHTLY berates his teen son for crying like a goddamn baby and then posting it on the internet.
That alone would make the following video hilarious enough… but with the addition of Keyboard Cat? This is the most priceless thing you’ll see all day.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hJqhGuy46H8%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

4 replies on “Where are Your Goddamn BRAINS, Keyboard Cat?!?”

  1. “Go offline!”

    The onlines are dangerous. Especially on the channels. AND THE EMAILS. Don’t get me started about the dangers of being on the emails.

  2. Parents who whine and cry like pussies have children who whine and cry like pussies.

    “You alright?! I learned it by watching you!”

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