Buying a gift for an audiophile isn't always as easy as getting them a Sam Goody gift card. So that is why we have assembled the ultimate package of musical awesomeness for our annual charity auction. This package towers above anything else we have ever attempted, and to be honest, it's pretty ridiculous.

1. You'll get a pair of badges to SXSW (a $1,390 value). Not wristbands, but badges. The real, front of the damn line, deal. It's the greatest week of music on the planet, and now you can see it all like some fancy-pants VIP. Lines? What lines? Those are for suckers without badges. You'll have to get yourself to Austin, but sites like this make that very possible for very cheap.
2. You and your special someone can get all smoochy-smoochy with dinner for two at the Doug Fir Restaurant and a pair of passes to a show of your choice.
3. Head on over to The Fix (every Thursday at the Someday Lounge), because Lifesavas' turntable wizard DJ Rev Shines is going to give you an hour-long DJ lesson behind the decks.
4. Now that you have mastered the turntable, time to stock up with a $75 gift certificate to Music Millennium.
5. Reward yourself with a freakin' huge mountain of music. This seriously ginormous collection--with over 30 CDs and a dozen LPs--is listed after the jump, and includes the My Morning Jacket LP boxset, signed goodies from Mudhoney, and tons more.

Total estimated cost of this package: $40 billion dollars. Okay, maybe I'm a little off (it's probably around $2000), but it's a bargain and you better pry open your wallet and bid now, and bid often.

LPs:
My Morning Jacket - OKONOKOS (4 LP Box Set!!)
Mudhoney - The Lucky Ones (signed by Mark Arm)
M. Ward - Transfiguration Of Vincent (180 Gram Vinyl)
The Helio Sequence - Keep Your Eyes Ahead
Starfucker - Starfucker
Blitzen Trapper - Furr
The Decemberists - Her Majesty The Decemberists
Wroom - North of Forty-Five (Double LP)
Nick Jaina - A Narrow Way (180 Gram Vinyl)
Innocence Mission - We Walked in Song
Wow & Flutter - Golden Touch (180 Gram Vinyl)
Larry Norman - Rebel Poet, Jukebox Balladeer: The Anthology (Double LP)
Talkdemonic - Eyes at Half Mast
Stiffwiff - Un
Call and Response - Winds Take No Shape

CDs:
Mudhoney : Superfuzz Bigmuff: Deluxe Edition (signed by Mark Arm)
No Age - Nouns
Wolf Parade - At Mount Zoomer
Flight of the Conchords - The Distant Future
The Shins - Phantom Limb (Single)
Blitzen Trapper - Furr
Laura Gibson -"If You Come To Greet Me
The Gutter Twins - Saturnalia
Wolf Eyes - Human Animal
Foals - Antidotes
Chad Vangaalen - Soft Airplane
Ruby Suns - Sea Lion
Oxford Collapse - Bits
Kinski - Down Below It's Chaos
Pissed Jeans - Hope for Men
Daniel Martin Moore - Stray Age
Flash Hawk Parlor Ensemble - Plastic Bag In The Tree
Loch Lomond - Paper Thin Walls
Sera Cahoone - Only as the Day Is Long
Various Artists - Mile: A Hush Compilation
Rauelsson - Tiempo & Pacifico
Podington Bear - The Box Set
Run On Sentence - Oh When The Wind Comes Down
Nick Jaina - A Narrow Way
Peter Broderick - Home
Super XX Man - There'll be Diamonds
Boy Eats Drum Machine - Booomboxxx
Jared Mees & The Grown Children - Caffeine, Alcohol, Sunshine, Money
Various Artists - Friends and Friends of Friends Compilation
Nadine Mooney - MouseHouseWormHole
Small Sur - We Live in Houses Made of Wood