Cute kids are always touring City Hall. The place is infested with them. If they’re not staging traditional Irish dances, they’re presenting the city commissioners with thank you cards or wandering through the city council chambers in awe.
But the kids I overheard on a tour of the building recently had their priorities in the right places.
“What’s under that?!” asked one of the elementary school kids, pointing to the large maroon pillow whose function I’ve always wondered about myself.
“Is there a hot tub under it?!” asked another.
Alas, no. Get used to bitter disappointment, kids.
How do you know if you’ve never looked, huh?
Great. I now have a mental image of our five city commissioners sitting in a hot tub. Please, someone, make it go away, NOW.
I wish there was someone who had training in asking people questions, who could possibly inquire into the use of the previously mention maroon pillow. Does anyone know of someone who fits that description?
No one is going to make the obvious joke? Where is Blabby when you need him?
OK I’ll do it…
I heard they are going to turn the second floor mens restroom into a Turkish-style bathhouse.
I nom Evil Steve for comment of the week.
It looks fuzzy and cancerous, better get it checked out.
It’s part of the Dana Lynn Louis public art piece–“Suspended Migration”. I think you’re meant to sit on it an look up at the suspended art piece above.
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It is where Scam Adams sexually assualts underage boys.
@MDwF Don’t you think my comment said everything yours did, but with just a little more craft behind it?
Have you ever tried to take a nap on it?
7-11 straw blow gun 99 cents, mini marshmellows $1.79 getting 100 points for banking one into a fools gapping mouth on the “red velvet bang bag” PRICELESS