After one of the rockiest season-starts imaginable, the Portland Trail Blazers, through incredible perseverance, earn themselves a postseason, the first game of which is at the Phoenix Suns tomorrow, April 14, at 7 PM PST. First off, and let us say this loud and clear for those in the back, good fucking riddance, Chauncey Billups. […]
The Trail Blazers
Blazers Sink the Clippers Battleship for All the 8th Seed Marbles
With the 8th seed in the Western Conference on the line, the Portland Trail Blazers bested their Los Angeles Clippers conference rivals for a second time in two weeks, beating them 116-97. The Blazer win brings their record to 41-40 on the season, tied with the Clippers with only one game remaining in the regular […]
A Comedy of Turnovers Ends in Blazers Heartbreak
Cameron Crowell
Portland Trail Blazers Send Phillyโs Cheesy Asses Packing
Cameron Crowell
Blazers and Beyond
Cameron Crowell
The ’99-’00 Blazers Squad Get Their Roses
Corbin Smith
The Blazers Drop a Stinker Against the Phoenix Suns at Home
Cameron Crowell
An Ode to Becoming the Most Annoying Team in the NBA
The Oklahoma City Thunder came to the Moda Center Wednesday, November 5. The defending NBA champs. 8-0 start to the season. A swarming defense that is once again the best in the NBA. Last season’s MVP, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, a savant at getting his defenders to foul him, has given lesser teams fits. And a 16-game […]
Trail Blazers Fandom Goes Hard For Home Opener
As I sat in the Portland Trail Blazers’ press room and watched Chauncey Billups answer anodyne questions about if Matisse Thybulle was going to suit up for the Blazersโ home opener, no one had any idea that in 12 hours time he was going to be arrested by the FBI for allegedly serving as a […]
Trail Blazers’ Head Coach Chauncey Billups Arrested in Connection to Mafia-Backed Illegal Gambling
Of all the squares on Portlandโs โLetโs Get Rid of Trail Blazer Head Coach Chauncey Billupsโ bingo cardโMafia ties, extortion, and illegal gambling perhaps werenโt on the top of the list. Last nightโOctober 22, 2025โthe Portland Trail Blazers played the Minnesota Timberwolves, losing the energetic home game 114 to 118. Though fashion icon Jerami Grant […]
Portland Trail Blazers Soon to Have New Owner After Years of Uncertainty
After years of uncertainty and months on the market, the Portland Trail Blazers reportedly have a new owner.ย Multiple outlets including Sportico reported on Wednesday morning that the estate of the teamโs late owner Paul Allen has agreed to sell the Trail Blazers to a group headed by Carolina Hurricanes CEO Tom Dundon.ย Dundon, who […]
Grab-and-Go Food and Beverage Kiosks at the Moda Center Spark OLCC Inquiry
March 8: This story has been updated to note the revised service model at the Veterans Memorial Coliseum. The Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission (OLCC) is monitoring potential compliance issues at the Moda Center connected to self-service alcohol sales.ย Levy Restaurants, a national restaurant group, has been the food, beverage, and retail partner for the […]
