Kirsten Kuppenbender at the Siren Theater Credit: AARON MICHAEL WALKER

Kirsten Kuppenbender at the Siren Theater

Kirsten Kuppenbender at the Siren Theater AARON MICHAEL WALKER

“Portland loves their stand-up and they love their brunch!” says Siren Theater owner Shelley McLendon, explaining the Siren’s newest endeavor, Girls Gone Mild. It’s a Sunday morning stand-up showcase with a continental breakfast on the side, so I was intrigued. You have no idea how hard it is to find a chill, fun brunch downtown. The tourists have swarmed them all; stand-up brunch seems like a no-brainer.

Still, new shows are like baby deer—cute as hell but shaky on their Bambi legs—so for Girls Gone Mild’s inaugural show, McLendon’s assembled four super-funny comedy knock-outs—Kirsten Kuppenbender, Caitlin Weierhauser, Laura Ann Whitley, and Jon Washington—to start this stand-up brunch off right. I’m going to propose what you should (or shouldn’t) be eating while watching each of these fine comedians test out their morning joke material.

Suzette Smith is the arts & culture editor of the Portland Mercury. Go ahead and tell her about all your food, art, and culture gripes: suzette@portlandmercury.com. Follow her on Twitter, Bluesky,...