The Portland Mercury has had great success with our various food and drink weeks—Burger Week, Pizza Week, Nacho Week, Highball Cocktail Week, Wing Week, and more—so why stop there? Get your stomach ready, because we’re adding EVEN MORE DELICIOUS FOOD WEEKS. Introducing the Portland Mercury’s Food Week Schedule for 2020!

• Peanut Butter ‘N’ Jelly Week (Jan 6-10)

• Oyster Cracker Week (Jan 20-24)

• Pot Brownie Week (Feb 3-7)

• Spreadable Margarine Week (Feb 17-21)

• Ants On A Log Week (March 9-13)

• Microscopic Food That Costs A Lot Of Money Week (March 23-27)

• French Onion Dip In A Jar Week (April 6-10)

• Sugar-Free Chocolate Syrup Week (April 20-24)

• Mixing Froot Loops With Cap’n Crunch Week (May 11-15)

• Animals That Deserve To Die Week (May 25-29)

• Chip Crumbs At The Bottom Of A Bag Week (June 22-26)

• Unrecognizable Leftovers In Tupperware Week (July 20-24)

• Fuck Chick-Fil-A Week (Aug 10-14)

• Human Liver With Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti Week (Aug 24-28)

• Smoothies That Taste Like Grass, Dirt, And Chalk Week (Sept 7-11)

• Chopped-Up Hot Dogs Covered With Velveeta And Microwaved For 45 Seconds Week (Sept 21-25)

• Vegetables Stolen From Community Gardens Week (Oct 12-16)

• Tongues Of Our Enemies Week (Oct 26-30)

• Squirting Whipped Cream Directly Into Your Mouth Week (Nov 23-27)

• Sleeping Pills Week (Dec 14-18)