FRIDAY! Wow, if you would've asked me earlier in the week if we would have made it to now, I'd be like, "HAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAA RIGHT." And yet? Look at us! WE DID IT. Now let's take a deep breath and recalibrate our psyches with a bunch of sterling silver laughs from the Mercury Cheer Up Club! HAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAA RIGHT.
Today in "This is a girl who knows her rights! FIGHT THE POWER!" news:
“Ma’am, quit resisting — and exit the refrigerator...”pic.twitter.com/psD4GYAq5v
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 30, 2020
Today in "Can somebody open this for me?" news:
Quarantine Day 50: pic.twitter.com/E9D1paB2ch
— Best Videos 🎬🍿 (@30SECVlDEOS) May 1, 2020
Today in "MOOSES (or is it meeces?)" news:
83. this is one of the funniest tiktoks i’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/ebjGLrnZlG
— sarah | happy me day (@jaewinies) April 25, 2020
Today in "Well, don't lose your head over it" news:
He’s pulling her head off and people are freaking out...🤣😭💀 pic.twitter.com/VMzRhGNs3J
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) May 1, 2020
Today in "MOOD" news:
fuck this pic.twitter.com/IlEkiL3sn7
— whitmer thomas (@WhitmerThomas) May 1, 2020
Today in "I want this guy to make love to me" news:
This is how I bring an old bag of brown sugar back to life. pic.twitter.com/HFExI0LciI
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) April 30, 2020
Today in "No... seriously, he needs to be making love to me" news:
Le esclave noir d'Afrique se déchaîne 🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲.#Freestylepushup pic.twitter.com/RyrlEAkwUe
— ARSÈNE CYBORG YAYA (@CyborgYaya) May 1, 2020
Today in "Ski lift prices are too expensive, anyway" news:
Day 995 of quarantine, setting skiing environment at home...😂🤣👌 pic.twitter.com/w4Wcmsfx9t
— Zoobizo (@Zoobizo) May 1, 2020
And finally, today in "Be the superhero you want to be" news:
Marvelous.
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 30, 2020
This is the quarantine content I’m here for... pic.twitter.com/aOPihFn8cl
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