It's WEDNESDAY: The day when you say, "Wait... it's Wednesday? Yeaaaaah, I don't think it's Wednesday." It's also the day when you need some serious cheering up from the Mercury Cheer Up Club—which is chock-a-block full of funny things that will make you forget it's Wednesday! WHICH APPARENTLY YOU ALREADY DID.

Today in "Customer service" news:

Customer Service Calls pic.twitter.com/CbU67Hpfts

— Jeff Wright (@JeffRightNoww) May 19, 2020

Today in "George of the Jungle" news:

How did that happen? pic.twitter.com/mx87UyStAF

— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) May 20, 2020

Today in "Look... all the guy wants is a tan!" news:

Absolutely 100% can get behind this level of commitment to pettiness. pic.twitter.com/kCVneJYJsO

— Elliot Eastwick (@Faycebuk) May 20, 2020

Today in "I'm gonna quit this job" news:

Every parent this fall pic.twitter.com/rbmSCiWYVB

— TokenSuperhero (@MarcusTheToken) May 20, 2020

Today in "No... YOU come here" news:

Come here.
No, you come here. pic.twitter.com/HGvl5Yd1qq

— Paul (@bingowings14) May 19, 2020

Today in "Classic quarantine clips" news:

Quarantine
Day Seventeenhundredleventytwo: pic.twitter.com/co8hs26RWi

— Niccole Thurman (@niccolethurman) May 20, 2020

Today in "Jason Derulo's new corn-on-the-cob machine" news:

jason derulo joining tiktok is the best thing that ever happened to my mental health pic.twitter.com/4nB6rIy1xR

— 𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞 🍉 (@canyonlines) May 19, 2020

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