Last night’s Democratic nominee acceptance speech by Hillary Clinton was definitely a historic moment for women and humanity—which is why Stephen Colbert asked the ladies of Broad City to give him their take on it… dressed as women from 1776. But as it turns out, they’re not exactly thrilled that it took so long. WATCH.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)