So for reasons unknown, someone went to the trouble of making a computer simulation of an epic war between 11,000 penguins and 4,000 Santas. The Santas are armed with two arms and a bludgeoning candy cane. The penguins have flippers for arms and beaks. Soooo… WHO YA GOT?!? Place your bets before watching the video, because otherwise you’re going to forget about the bet and spend all your time wondering who would do something like this. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I want to see one featuring 7,000 Trump Cap Guys versus a combined force of 7,000 RuPauls and Bernie Sanderses