For those who aren’t quite sick of “me”—or think I’m sick and want to know why I’m so sick—tune into the latest edition of Funemployment Radio, in which I’m interviewed by hosts Greg and Sarah X, who delve into my greatest secrets… such as!
• The secret, almost-never-told-before origins of the Mercury!
• How someone so unfit for this job got this job!
• What really happened between me and Courtney Taylor-Taylor!
• My grandmother strangled chickens! (I don’t actually explain that.)
• Plus me riffing on a number of arcane subjects, such as hillbillies, sports are dumb, and horse handjobs.
It’s actually pretty funny, and it was a fun interview. Check it out here!
What about your addiction to bestiality? Oh wait, you mentioned the horse HJs.
The description on their site makes it sounds like you’re a 70-year-old evil virgin clown…and thus far more interesting than you actually happen to be.
No one of note cares, you wretched little attention starved drama queen.