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Sexy Midterm Election Anxiety
Sexy E-Scooter
Sexy Angry Miniature Horse
Sexy Climate Change
Sexy Ex’s Costume from Last Year (Come Get Your Stuff, Seth!)
Sexy Patriot Prayer Thug
Sexy Couch (Achieved by Taping Couch Cushions to Your Front and Back)
Sexy Anti-Abortion Ballot Measure
Sexy Staph Infection
Sexy Commuter Who Gets Held Up by a Slow-Moving Train at Southeast 11th and Division Every Goddamn Time
Sexy Support Animal