Three reasons to celebrate! 1) Master chuckle manufacturer Patton Oswalt has a new comedy release entitled, Finest Hour debuting next Tuesday. 2) Here’s a sneaky-peeky selection from that release that “offers homophobes a more logical argument than the one they’re currently using against gay marriage.” And 3) Is losing your ass a reason to celebrate? Because you may laugh your ass off.

Patton Oswalt – The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage by frucci

via Splitsider.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)