Yo, what the dillio, comrades? Who’s wicked psyched that e-scooters are bizzity-izzity-BACK in PDX? I remember back in the day when e-scooters first lit the scene, but were totally yoinked before we got a chance to get truly radical! That’s why your main dude Vlad Putin is on the block to educate you fools on the latest and greatest e-scootin’ tricks that are guaranteed DOPE… CASH… MONEY, dawgs! Chickity-chickity check it!
The 180 Barspin:
Those fart-knocker tourists are gonna go full panty-twist when they see you poppin’ a 180 barspin (a 180-degree turn performed from a bunny hop with a 360-degree barspin in the air) off the steps at Skidmore Fountain! Boo-yah, home skillets! SCHWING!
Double Tailwhip:
A standard tailwhip times two will make the Betties squeal “Aiiiight!” and get that party crunkin’! WORD.
Kickless Rewind:
Oh no! It’s the po-po! But those piglets will stop squealing and drop their jaws when they see you hit an upper heelflip on the three-quarter, and land that shit like you’re all that and a bag of chips. Pretty fly for a white guy! Awwww SNAP!