
A busy week in comedy kicks off tonight. First there’s Helium’s inaugural Open Mic (8:00PM, free w/ two-item minimum), unfortunately it looks as if a number of Portland’s comics have other plans.
The locals are throwing a roast.
The guest of honor is Stumptown comic Kristine Levine, who’ll celebrate her 40th birthday being berated by 13 comedians. It’s like a gang-bang on the ego. Who is Levine? I’m unfamiliar with her work, but her myspace bio provides plenty of material by itself:
A single mother who raised her chubby kids while working at a porn store, brings her unorthodox, yet highly effective and funny, parenting techniques to the stage. Want to keep your kids off of drugs and everyone else out of their pants?
The lineup is plentiful and solid. It ought rapid-fire, as the following comicsโPortland’s defacto Friar’s Clubโhave just five or ten minutes apiece: Ron Osborne, Dan Cosette, Dax Jordan, Veronica Heath, Dwight Slade, Holli Pappan, Richard Bain, Josh Lay, Floyd J. Phillips, Andy Andris, Jon Green, Auggie Smith, and Lonnie Bruhn.
No word if they’ll be dressing up (and I doubt it). But roasts are a great change of pace in the world of stand upโthey prize quality writing and a well-sharpened wit. With a common topic, limited time to develop a routine and no opportunity to test it before an audience, roasts shine a light at those on top of their craft.
The Roast of Kristine Levine – 8:00PM @ Dante’s, Tuesday August 17th

I realize this is kinda off-topic, but has anyone asked what the deal is with Helium’s two-drink minimum? (Okay, “two-item”–but c’mon.)
Admittedly, I’m hardly hip to the the financial requirements of running a venue like Helium–is it necessary for them to put minimums on how much their customers have to spend, even after those customers have usually bought a ticket to get inside the door?
I’m pretty sure it’s just that nobody told the east-coast owner that a two-item minimum isn’t gonna fly in Portland, Erik. The staff seems to realize that it’s stupid, and haven’t been too dickish about it. It should disappear soon; it’s going to have to if they want to attract less suburban crowds.