“GOOD GOD IT’S ONLY TUESDAY??? Okay, fine. Well, the least the Mercury can do is provide us with at least eight funny things they found on the internet today, and… wait. What? IT’S HERE??? YAAAAAAY, IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE, THE MERCURY CHEER UP CLUB IS HERRRRRRRRRRE!”
Today in “No sport is better than this” news:
riveting pic.twitter.com/zrGuZRztjR
— Dodai Stewart💥 (@dodaistewart) April 14, 2020
Today in “Taste the Rainbow” news:
how I explain gay sex to the straights pic.twitter.com/LGgmbmGffB
— Bret Gallatin (@BretG) April 12, 2020
Today in “Fly the friendly skies” news:
He got a propeller for a tail :sob::sob: pic.twitter.com/z3HBgrwGC9
— Theo Shantonas (@TheoShantonas) April 13, 2020
Today in “Wanna play frisbee next?” news:
Laziest game of fetch ever. Quarantine-style…pic.twitter.com/tvWizJor23
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 14, 2020
Today in “That reminds me… get teeth whitener at the store” news:
Omfg. My friend got some giant fake teeth to lighten the quarantine mood…and then his dog Thomas stole them. pic.twitter.com/43JDgiMfm8
— The Slithy Tove (@TKDano) April 14, 2020
Today in “Actually, that explains a lot” news:
i can’t unsee it pic.twitter.com/ne2sFhd7R7
— egodeath666 (@egodeath666_) April 14, 2020
Today in “I guess the WWE is an essential sport” news:
Kittens and $2 thrifts store find = Priceless #cats #kittens #funny pic.twitter.com/qOSmohejCp
— Cute Animals Pics & Vids (@imgver) December 30, 2019
And finally, today in “the internet doesn’t get any better than this” news:
Someone heard the sound of Reddi-Wip…😂🤣😭💀💀 pic.twitter.com/RbyftqK8zz
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 14, 2020
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