Credit: MARLOWE DOBBE
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MARLOWE DOBBE

The President of the United States has 16 sexual harassment and/or assault allegations against him. Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore has nine allegations of either “dating” or sexually assaulting minors as young as 14 when he was in his 30s, including multiple reports of him trolling the mall.

The RNC continues to support both men. In fact, just this week, the group decided to continue giving financial support to Moore after initially rescinding it in light of the initial allegations. So they seemingly drew a line at what they would or wouldn’t support, but then erased it and re-drew it elsewhere.

So where is that line now? Good question!

The party has recently released their list of activities that a candidate may engage in that would preclude the RNC supporting them. We offer it up below:

The Official RNC “Dealbreaker List” (Don’t Do It!)

• Recycling
• Murder*
• Serial murder*
• Game of Thrones spoilers
• Doing a genocide*
• A dude kissing another dude
• Giving money or a sandwich to a homeless person

Courtenay is an author, teacher, and columnist. Her book, Okay Fine Whatever, is available wherever fine books about anxiety and sex club burritos are sold.