Got the post-T-Bird blues? Turn that gastronomic frown upside down by winning tickets to see comedian Christopher Titus tonight (Friday, Nov 25) at 10 pm at Helium! Email me here, and put “Gimmee Those Titus Tix!” in the subject line, cuz I’m giving away a whopping 10 pairs of tickets! Deadline is 5 pm today And trust me, If you love your comedy angry and whip smart, you’ll like Titus.

Here’s a clip to whet your whistle!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)