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Here is a funny picture! (Or an incredibly sad picture, depending on how you look at it.) WHY DON’T YOU CAPTION IT? Submit your hilarious or deeply depressing caption in the comments below.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Not a caption, but an observation: This looks just like the cover of my second-grade copy of Just So Stories.
“You got your elephant in my crocodile!”
“No, you got your crocodile in my elephant!”
THEY’RE BOTH RIGHT! NEW, FROM MATTEL, IT’S CROCOPHANT!
“It only works when *I* blow it, not you!”
anorexia vrs bulemia
Crocodile is going to regret that when elephant grows up.
Hang on tight croc, and I will pull you out of the quicksand.
Poor baby elephant. 🙁
This is not a caption, but is a picture of an elephant getting attacked supposed to upset me today? The day after the fucking bloodbath the Rs rained down upon the land? Nope. Sorry.
I don’t have a finger so… PULL MY TRUNK!
“That mean old Krocohaber rules this lush green patch of land, they say. But I, the mighty Pachydud, I’m bigger than him, I’m younger than him, and I will now take my rightful place as–YEEEEOOOOOOW!!!!”
Arthur when are you going to quit listening to Victor Rataxes ?