Apparently Zach Galifianakis was blessed at birth by a magical unicorn whose horn filled Zach’s anus with a lifetime of AWKWARD. Enjoy yet another “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifiankis” with guest stars Conan O’Brien, Andy Richter, and… where DID he get that amazing “cricket riding a tumbleweed” machine?
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

I thought I told you to stop with this “WHO YA GOT?!?!” business.
The Jon Hamm sketch and the Michael Cera are even funnier.
Dear Jew:
You told Ezra, not me. And before you say another word, the answer is “NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER.”
Yeah, I know. The Mercury and it’s writers are one big blob to me.
WHO YA FUCKING GOT?!?!?!
I think Conan came out ahead on that one. Zack normally make it awful enough for his guests that by the end of the interview they are disgusted, but Conan played it pretty well.