Peter Parker had it preeeetty lucky if you ask me. A radioactive spider bites him, and he only gets spider powers that would be convenient to a human? If it REALLY happened things would be preeeeetty different, as demonstrated in this very catchy and informative video entitled, “Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man.” (Audio a touch NSFW.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
When he tells Doc Ock to eat a bag of dicks he ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie!
Dixie…dick…see…
(I’m giving myself a time-out after this one.)