A little something like this:
This was filmed last week during Steve’s designated “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” dance. Unlike other PB&J incidents, no Mercury staffers were harmed/impregnated during this performance.
Sadly, the same thing can’t be said for that leather sofa. After being aggressively freaked by Mr. Humphrey for the last time, that sad piece of abused furniture mercilessly threw itself out of the fifth story window. It’s a shame, that sofa was one day away from retirement.

Just to be clear, my dance lasted roughly 25 times that long.
I feel like this was a trick of editing. I know that Steve is a more charismatic dancer than this video demonstrates.
Must be his staff getting jealous of his skills.
Don’t pretend that you love him as much as I do, Graham.
That 3 seconds of black at the end really made the video sizzle.
If that was a trailer, that baby would be sta-raight to dvd…
Work that shit Humpy. Work it.
Shit yr pants and do a stinky dance.