A little something like this:

This was filmed last week during Steve’s designated “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” dance. Unlike other PB&J incidents, no Mercury staffers were harmed/impregnated during this performance.

Sadly, the same thing can’t be said for that leather sofa. After being aggressively freaked by Mr. Humphrey for the last time, that sad piece of abused furniture mercilessly threw itself out of the fifth story window. It’s a shame, that sofa was one day away from retirement.

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

7 replies on “What Is it Like to Work With Wm.™ Steve Humphrey?”

  1. I feel like this was a trick of editing. I know that Steve is a more charismatic dancer than this video demonstrates.

    Must be his staff getting jealous of his skills.

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