While regular citizens, such as ourselves, consider pocket-knives and swords a useful deterrent in the war on crime, they can also be the cops’ worst enemy—especially when they are in the hands of a Corvette driver from Minnesota. That’s why this training video from Everything is Terrible is perfect for “Please Don’t Threaten an Officer with a Knife” Friday.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
WTF? From watching that video… I’d have to go with the knife-wielding people. That Asian dude with a machete was crazy.
If you bring a knife to a gunfight, you will probably lose.