Police are on the hunt for the suspect in an attempted sexual assault that occurred on Rocky Butte on Thursday, June 7 at around 3:30 pm. The victim was assaulted, but was able to get away and call 911.
If you were to imagine a stereotypical “sketchy dude,” he would match right up detail-for-detail with the police description of the suspect. Sweatpants and all:
The suspect is described as a white male in his 40s, 5’10”, 250 pound, with muscular shoulders, a fat stomach, brown greasy-scraggly hair, a long brown beard, a bigger nose with a crooked tip, wearing an over sized gray tee-shirt and black sweatpants.
If you have seen this dude, call 503-823-HELP (4357).
Out of curiosity, does the police report say anything about the back of his van being filled with copies of this week’s Mercury?
I’m pretty sure that’s J. Streckert. I ALWAYS SUSPECTED HIM.
Is it physically possible for your neck to be wider than your head, if you’re not Henry Rollins?
Check the set of Game of Thrones
He looks like Portland.
“Bigger nose with a crooked tip” and “brown greasy-scraggly hair,” you say? That’s two of my must-haves right there!
looks like the granola type
looks like a retarded alec baldwin.
@8 YOU’RE RIGHT, IT DOES KIND OF LOOK LIKE DANIEL BALDWIN.
ISN’T THAT EZRA?
I might have seen him…was he also wearing skinny jeans?
Was he eating Denali chocolate syrup???
Holy sh*t, it’s Wolverine!!!