SWIS ID: 690294
Name: Preston, Deangelo Marque
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Race: Black
Height: 4 ft 5 in
Weight: 55 lbs
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Arresting Agency:
Arrest Date: 8/31/2008 3:04 AM
Booking Date: 8/31/2008 2:53 AM
Current Status: Released
Assigned Facility: PERM
Projected Release Date: Unknown
Release Date: 8/31/2008
Release Reason: Person Released on Citation
REALLY? Nineteen?
Public information officer Joe Graziano is looking into it.
UPDATE!–Graziano got back to me, and agrees that the apparent youth of Mr Preston is odd, even though all of the information he has so far been able to gather indicates that he is not only an adult, but an adult with a substantial criminal history, including robbery with a dangerous weapon. He’s currently waiting to hear back from the probation officer for more information.
UPDATE!–Just heard back from the public information officer–yep, this guy is 19 years old. His youthful appearance is due to a medical condition, the details of which the police are not able to release. (Kidneys? Hormones?) We’re hoping to get an interview with Mr. Preston, who is supposed to receive our contact information through his P.O. We’ll see if anything comes of it.
55 lbs?
male?
Maybe this kid has hormone deficiencies or something…
As if we’re all unfamiliar with Gary Coleman…
what’s wrong? His eyes are fucking yellow is what is wrong!
looks like a 52 year old woman with a really shitty attitude.
speaking of people whose appearance defies any conventional description, has anyone else seen the hungarian porno “somewhere under the rainbow”? It’s got an…. “it” named “panther”. It’s neither male or female (it seriously has what looks like a nipple where it’s genitals should be), it’s either really old, or very young, it has disproportionately large hands, moves like a sloth, is vertically challanged, has it’s hair done like alfalfa from our gang, and is incredibly sexually inexperienced for a porn star. I heard a rumor about it, and had to have a porn store special order me a copy. Took about 4 weeks to get. It will ruin your life.
ummm.. I’m trying hard to get Jeff’s post out of my head. Thanks Jeff.
I’m curious:
How did they book him before they arrested him?