As I mentioned yesterday, the world simultaneously squealed with glee over the possibility of seeing Dancing with the Stars‘ Elizabeth Berkley reenact her famous “I’m so excited/scared” caffeine pill freakout from her glory days on Saved By the Bell. (Watch that here.) And last night? SHE DID IT. And it is just as glorious and anus-puckering as you might imagine. Watch.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)