For those who remain even marginally interested, Bill Nye the Science Guy has been eliminated from Dancing with the Stars, giving us absolutely no reason to keep watching. Here’s his final, pretty terrible robot dance—though in his defense, he did tear some knee ligaments while performing the paso doble last Monday night, and kept on dancing anyway. EFF YOU, PASO DOBLE! Here’s his final DWTS performance.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

Anyone else remember when Bill Nye was just a sketch character on Almost Live?
I totally remember that!!! (Finally, I’ve found someone else who watched this show!)
Hump, I actually went to a taping of the show when I was 15 years old. Good times.