This might be the fight that brings down the internet. Trying to craft a narrative around this madness is like so much proverbial nailing of Jell-O. So gather round the lockers, children. I bring you a tale of anti-Christs and lesbian shitasses. God bless you, Jezebel.

First, Scott Baio said this:

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Then Jezebel commenters said this:

I can’t believe Joanie loved Chachi. What a dickweed.

And this:

So glad those roads, firehouses, police precincts, schools and libraries filled with LAZY PEOPLE are getting their much needed money from “Charles in Charge” residuals. Suck it Chachi

Also this:

Scott Baio, you are a bag of mashed assholes

So Scott Baio’s wife said this:

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Then Scott Baio’s Wikipedia page said this:

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And now Twitter is saying this:

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Then, my head went like this:

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7 replies on ““Scott Baio Has More Class in His Piss Than All of You All””

  2. I think Scott Baio’s been outed as the anti-christ since the late 80’s. I wanna say Bill Hicks did it. I might be wrong about that, but I think it was him.

  3. At first I thought Mrs. Baio wrote “cuteness,” but then I read it again, cause why would a man have trouble putting up with someone’s cuteness?

  6. And what work is Scott Baio supposedly doing while everyone else is a lazy ass? It ain’t work in front of the camera, I know that.

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