Below is a brief clip of some dude throwing a pansy-fit in the dry cleaners over HIS TWO PAIRS OF FUCKING CLAIBORNE while the dry cleaner rolls tape, presumably to either furnish the police with evidence of his killer, or to warn as many other dry cleaners as possible. Granted I’m extracting a lot from these few seconds of this guy’s life, but he seems like a douche to me. He’s got to be in a horrible band. Or maybe he’s a singer songwriter? God I really hope he’s a singer songwriter/surfer. (Anyone recognize him? Anyone?) This gets funnier every time I watch it. ALOHA.
UPDATE! The plot thickens:
UPDATE! Did you think this was over, motherfuckers? These verbages of violence are NOT over!
“The fundamentals of English?” Fuck this guy. I’m done. Thank god the police are here.
How can we turn “Two Pairs of Fucking Clairborne” into this month’s Double Rainbow? I have a PayPal.
There is more to it, with a bird on it. Bum bump de dum.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74tiZfVzbus
There are actually several more clips, hence it is a multi-part serial drama unfolding in 30 second intervals.
cocaine
That uploader has a lot of interesting videos lacking context. My guess here is that he saw that Literal Video for A-Ha’s “Take On Me” and wanted to practice the “Pipe Wrench Fight” scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nogTGapupEc
Pinky ring! Saaweeeeeeeeet!
Shit, is this from Portland?
And if so; is that Roz Rezabeck?
Oh dear, he really gets on a roll here:
http://www.youtube.com/user/dongsoola#p/u/…
@rb:
Looks to be Santa Monica. Yale dry cleaners and the address in the window of one of his other videos matches what is on Google.
(ok, now back to my coding, thanks for the Encyclopedia Brown diversion of figuring out where this was)
why did i waste time with this?
He is the douche-master! He has more douchery in his (constantly raised) middle finger than the rest of us have in our entire bodies!
He looks like a composite of every nightclub owner I’ve ever known.
This punk is a classic grimacing clown faced bully, and I hope this thuing goes viral and his ugliness follows him around wherever he goes.
It makes me embarrassed to be human. Ick.
Just some condescending guy in Santa Monica who is probably gay.
Move along, nothing to see.
Little Marjorie is so growed up. I can remember some of the guys you used to date would act like this when you were not around.
Girlz ask the wait staff how the guy is when you are not around before you put a ring on it.
Auto-tune, please