Check out the ad that popped up on our sister-site, The Stranger’s Line Out:

I’m still not sure what the Mercury voter cheat sheet editorial squad was smoking last fall when they warned against Measure 74. What I am sure of, however, is that some free weed would be fucking awesome.

I keep furiously clicking that image, but I don’t feel any higher. Damn.
I think the obvious answer is that Mercury owes me two grams of Marijuana.
That was a mistake by the Merc “editorial” board.
With apologies to the immortal Tom Peterson, “Free is a VERY good price!”
The Medicinal Cannabis system is silly. You gotta be sick to smoke it? Snap into it and legalize.