MARK MY WORDS: This fall some network is going to produce a show about patients hopped up on anesthesia after getting their wisdom teeth taken out. Why? Because the result is ALWAYS bizarre and hilarious! Naturally the grand poobah of all anesthesia videos is the classic “David After Dentist,” but if you ask me, “Jesus Rapping Girl Who Imagines Unicorns” may just shove him out of the top spot!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)