It’s that simple! If you’d like to find the closest happy hour—no matter where you are in Portland—download the shit out of our new iPhone app Cocktail Compass: Portland Happy Hour Finder.
IT’S GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
• All the happy hours happening right now, including how far away they are, AND when the said happy hour is over!
• Get maps and directions, so you won’t get lost on your way to getting drunk.
• Scroll around our exhaustive list of bars, and send the info to your friends!
• Does your perfect bar have wi-fi, vegetarian eats, and a patio? Cocktail Compass can find that!
• Did you find your bar, but now you’re so stinking drunk you can’t drive? Tap the “Call a Cab” button!
And don’t forget! The Mercury‘s new Cocktail Compass is FREE, FREE, FREE. Download it now, and let’s start drinkin’!
I’m deja-vu’ing all over the place.
now I have t buy and iphone… GOSH!
My socks are thoroughly rocked. Great app!
Am I actually the only one that can see that yesterday’s announcement is still on the first page?
Am I actually the only one that can see that A Cat has been reborn as a racist?
Dude… it says who I am in my profile. No one’s tried to pull the wool over your eyes (I could just register a new account, you understand, yeah?). Anyway, this is boring, but here we go:
racist: “a person with a prejudiced belief that one race is superior to others “
If you think there’s a case to be made, make it. The text is all there. If I’ve been espousing racist views on the blogtown, I’m surprised that I’m the last to know.