I am not sure how you expect me to get my day drink on with such normal bar hours -- would it be frowned on for a future patron to, say, sit outside on the sidewalk and drink 40s while waiting for Old Gold to open?
A beer spilling dragon told me it is a Wizard Bar catering to the World of Warcraft crowd. Or maybe that was World of Whorecraft the dragon was beer spilling drunk on their tasty coffee porter.
WORST.
BAR.
EVER.
(Sorry, stretching on fitting the theme of meetup demands)