Last week Sarah asked which of Oregon’s 58 strip clubs had the best name. (The big winner, The Great Alaskan Bush Company, is only quick jog from my parents’ house!) Scanning the OLCC notifications for new restaurants, I came across my vote for the meanest name for a strip club, and place I’d least like to see my hypothetical daughter dancing: The Pitiful Princess Gentleman’s Club.
According to this liquor license application, it’s taking up the former digs of The Peanut Farm Tavern on 126th and Division. Have you seen a more mean-spirited moniker? (Or am I missing some cultural reference?)
- CREDIT: Whomever was driving Google’s PhotoMobile
I’m going to name my future strip club Daddy Issues.
I can slurp Bud and see boobs for peanuts, that’s the message I’m getting. I’M ON MY WAY!
Why is that mean? Is it making fun of Jimmy Carter?
“Thank you Mario, but your princess is in a different gentlemen’s club.”
Number Six, you just made me smile silently to myself (which is what most people are actually doing when they claim to LOL).
You know, rearrange those letters and it could be “Tuna Perm,” which is an even worse (or much better) name for such an establishment.
@JStrekert, well, I actually did “laugh out loud” at Number Six’s comment. But agreed, not many people actually do so. I BRING THE MIRTH.
actually, it would be ” F the tuna perm” which i still really like.
“Im supporting a kid”
JIGGLES. down in Tigard. you can see it from I-5. looks like it used to be a Sizzler.
@Chunty: They could’ve called it “Jizzler” then.
God, it’s like you have no sense of humor at all. This is the best name for a strip club ever!!!