Christmas is about giving, OKAY?!? And while I’m not exactly sure why Spike is giving us the following video, I do know that he knows the true reason for the season which is something about Jesus and treason. And something about “Jew hats” too. Anyway, here’s a sweet drunk guy dancing around in his underpants.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
AGH! CAN NOT BE UNSEEN!!!
Two minutes, fifty-six seconds I will never get back.
HOWEVER, it totally put me in the Christmas mood.
@McAngryPants: Untrue. They’re doing amazing things with electroshock therapy and psychotropic meds these days. Of course, you may lose your high school years too, but for most people that would be a blessing anyway…
Spike is going to have a hard time of it when he finds out 1. he likes other guys, 2. most people who rhapsodize about Jesus like he does don’t like guys who like other guys, and 3. most guys who like other guys don’t like chubby guys, especially chubby guys who “dance” like Spike.
And I think he’s sober.