This just in from the Onion News Network! A VH1 reality show bus has crashed on a California highway, causing the biggest “slut spill” in the state’s history. Let’s go to this live report, already in progress…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iMucmRlPZK0%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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